Delivery from Mr. Bird

Lorelai is learning how to tell a joke, and well, how to be funny in general. She thinks she's hilarious, but the rest of us usually end up laughing more out of confusion.


Lorelai: "Ding dong! Mr. Bird here with a package for Daddy!"

Chris: "Oh thank you, what is it?"

Lorelai: "It's a cake."

Chris: *eats cake*

Lorelai: "Is it delicious?"

Chris: "Yes, thank you."

Lorelai: "Oh, and it also has worms and nuts in it."


She also has a version where, instead of a "cake", it's a "booty." We still haven't figure out where that came from.